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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Ron Q. Dandelion - overall score + 80


Funniest One-Liners

The mom was phone.
13
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Pull ever so gently on Dave Winwood's beard until he's forced to make a firm decision about his sexuality.
5
Sleep with more borderline fat chicks.
5
And it's closer to 11.5 hours when you count the bathroom and fapping breaks.
5
No matter how rich, successful, and content Carrot Butt becomes, he will always be Carrot Butt to me. Fucking Carrot Butt.
4
This is great. Now I can skip the whole four hours on my DVR instead of just 3 hours and 50 minutes.
3
Classic hover hand.
3
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14
Does the Wellington Sq. still have that video store run by the convicted pedophile?
3
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The magical mystery eunuch boner is hoping to take you away, hoping to take you away. #Beatles
2
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Girl in Red: "I think Obama just shit his pants." Blue tie dude: "Wow it really smells like shit all of a sudden."
2
I'll have you know I work in the bra design industry and viewed this in a strictly professional capacity.
2
Caption for the photo could be, "Mike Daniels addresses assembled media after placing 18th of out 23 competitors in a regional wing-eating competition."
2
Frequent trips to the water fountain.
2
Hitchhiker is and 11-foot, bottom-heavy Sandro Lisi. At an Esso station Ford emerges for snacks and handicap bathroom session with Lisi.
2
What Rob Ford needs are Bob Backlund and Paul Orndorff to do a run-in and stop this heinous slander.
1
Eat a dick Dave.
1
Don't squeeze at pimples, it only makes them worse.
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What drove me over the edge was how elaborately he enunciated the lyric "Texas tease"
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In other news dog scientists probe the question, "Why is eating any masticable substance pleasurable?
The manager hasn't read Choomsky but he is really into Naomi Cline.
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This isn't Christmas time. The hat is just glued to the suit.
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