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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Gene Parmesan - overall score + 38


Funniest One-Liners

"Ariel Castro" was expected to be on this list, but a small pocket of Little Mermaid/Cuba fans outside Springfield have kept it alive
5
always thought these were scrambled nudie pics. see the nipple?
4
In Soviet Russia, Scrabble double-word scores You!
4
Not Paul Reiser, the other guy.
3
Despite the additional investment, Bud is expanding the biz to include high end satchels on a trial basis.
3
In begins in an Inn, with a drunken dwarf pulling an ancient and sacred map from the center of his mutton chop.
3
When I snap my fingers, you will repeat after me three times: "Obamacare is a big fucking deal."
3
In a slight turn of character, John has committed his efforts during his remaining days to "finishing the internet."
2
We can't drive anywhere together -- he always wants to hail a cab. Geezus.
2
Did mom update her profile pic again?
2
When asked "Sprechen sie Deutsche?", Winwood just said "huh?"
2
Using another person's cellphone without cleaning the face grease off afterwards. As they say in France, a major boner.
2
Hitchhiker scratches his warts with the E-Z pass velcro.
1
Hokkaido could have defused the situation with the greatest peacekeeping line of all time: "It's all good."
1
Shortly after this story went to press, Bowles was observed in a Metro U frat house, squeezing a banana in the toilet, while blindfolded.
1
Mama always said why buy the unicorn when you get the rainbow farts for free?
1
In other news, microsoft entering the costume market with men's "sexy" steve ballmer bald cap and button down
1
2013: twitter bird. actual birds take to twitter in outrage
1
"Not that hot, my ass," said his wife, who was observed sewing a fresh tough-skins patch into the crotch of Mr. Daniel's underwear.
1
Dinkie just fondled his hammer and explained that "women got no problem walking on the glass ceiling once they stop wearing those high-heeled shoes."
0
He cut the interview short, as he was very late for his awesome trip to San Diego Comic Strip Live
-1
Update: starburst has been permanently banned from the Brickhouse for humping the mechanical bull repeatedly on rodeo night.
-1
"AhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" -- Salacious Crumb
-2
Ready to give entrepreneurship another shot, Nunzio has invested $75k into something he calls the "PalmPilot"

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