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Why Are Energy Company Executives Terrified of This Man?

Why Are Energy Company Executives Terrified of This Man?

Milton Eckhardt is a semi-retired farm equipment wholesaler.  He loves football, Italian food and Tai-Chi.  But why are the top Energy Company executives petrified of this man?

Glenn Friedman, VP of Finance for Shell explains:
"Milton Eckhardt aka 'The Black Asp' spent 5 weeks inhabiting the ducts and crawlspace of my Jacksonville home where my family resides. He whipsered taunting messages to my children from behind the walls, emitting awful hissing sounds.  We went mad trying to discover the origin.  We felt an evil presence but could do nothing about it.  This morning he appeared in a serpent mask at the foot of my bed, covered in blood.  He had massacred my family and told me to warn my colleagues 'Beware The Black Asp'.  Later that week Milton Eckhardt connected with me on LinkedIn and at the top of his occupations was 'The Black Asp'."

Since April of 2004 Eckhardt has been engaging in a horrifying chess game involving the families of energy industrialists that has culminated in the brutal slaughter of 37 innocent people.

"Terror is my currency." says Eckhardt  "It nourishes my spirit and focuses my mind. It makes me whole." He has chosen to exclusively target energy company executives because he saw a very convincing documentary about hydraulic fracturing (fracking) on Netflix, and felt he could make a difference.

 

 

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by El Foosballo (73)
Another reason to be terrified of him - his looks. Plus, he also discovered cold fusion in his garage.


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