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10 Things More Devastating Than Jake "The Snake" Roberts' DDT

10 Things More Devastating Than Jake "The Snake" Roberts' DDT
  1. Knife to the Jugular
  2. Collar and Elbow Tie Up
  3. 20 Sticks of Dynamite Inserted Up Opponent's Rectum
  4. Monkey Flip performed by a real chimp. (Ape then proceeds to eat your face & hands)
  5. Slowly burning away opponent's skin with flamethrower, peeling off skin, wearing opponent's skin around ring in celebration.
  6. Elbow drop.
  7. Head crushed between two cinder blocks.  (made famous by "Outlaw" Ron Bass during a domestic dispute)
  8. Atomic drop (actually dropping an atomic weapon, not the lame knee-to-the-glutes bullshit that makes the heel jump around like a god-damned fool.)
  9. Cage that goes around your head full of rats from 1984.
  10. Shot to the breadbasket.

Tell us other things that do more damage than Jake's DDT?

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by Leon S Kennedy (58)
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster


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by Potsy (8)
Chuck Norris roundhouse, bitch


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by lukemckinney (3)
Jake "The Snake" Roberts' DDT just after Jake has dramatically stood back up after being knocked out by an illegal move early in the fight


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