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The Real Rob Ford Located In Body Of 19-Year Old Drug Dealer

The Real Rob Ford Located In Body Of 19-Year Old Drug Dealer

Canada's political scene was further rocked yesterday by the recovery of the soul of the real mayor of Toronto, which has spent the last two years trapped in the body of Etobicoke-area drug dealer and amateur beat-boxer Anthony Wilson.

"The mayor was taking a tour of police headquarters," explained Police Chief Bill Blair, "And he was holding one of the amulets we confiscated from the tent of that old gypsy lady when he asked 'I wonder what makes them turn to a life of crime?' Then he appeared disoriented and almost fell over, but when I went to help, he pulled away and said he 'Didn't wanna spend no more time in a goddamn police station' and told his driver to take him 'wherever home is I guess, and stop at Popeye's Chicken on the way'.  And that last bit about Popeye's seemed typical of Ford so I assumed everything was fine." 

Anthony Wilson, then known as "Q-Tip" to his customers because of his extreme whiteness, slim physical build, and habit of jamming anything he could get his hands on into any orifice in his head, was being questioned in the station at the time, and when he started screaming about being in the wrong body, officers assumed it was just a bad trip and transferred him to the local hospital.

Upon release Wilson would spend the next two years attempting to get a job. Failing that, he became heavily involved in community work and attempting to set up local education and work initiatives.

While the amulet could not be located, the two were restored to their original bodies when Rob realized he'd learned an important lesson. He then announced plans for a comprehensive upgrade of the city's educational, correctional and drug rehabilitation programs. 

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by El Foosballo (73)
I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.


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by Jackanape (5)
As long as the REAL Rob Ford still smokes crack in drunken stupors I'm happy.


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by BookDirt (43)
I'm more interested in the fact that a Canadian likes Popeye's Chicken. Even Americans don't eat that crap.


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