1. Hitchhiker turns out to be made of bees,
bees fill vehicle, devour driver.
2. Hitchhiker gives driver $5 Harvey's gift
car as token of appreciation.
3. Hitchhiker poisons driver, knocks out his
teeth, cuts off his fingertips, and steals his
4. Hitchhiker asks for driver's email and sends
him annoying forwards for years.
5. Hitchhiker turns out to be Time Traveler
from year 2036.
6. Hitchhiker is just a guy whose car broke
down who needs a ride to the gas station.
7. Hitchhiker bleeds from the eyes, but acts
like everything is cool.
8. Hitchhiker tells long story about why he
dropped out of college and why he doesn't believe in formal
9. Hitchhiker telepathically convinces driver
to kill his family.
10. Hitchhiker farts like 7 or 8