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Sandra Bullock Looking Kind of Old, Says Way Older Uglier Woman

Sandra Bullock Looking Kind of Old, Says Way Older Uglier Woman

"How old is she anyway?" Marge Dingh asked about the 49-year-old American sweetheart after seeing the blockbuster film Gravity.

"I know she's had a couple kids," said Dingh's friend Lucille Jones, "But now you can start to see the lines in her face a bit more.  Wonder if she's had much work done?" 

"Well, she's been around since the early 1990s, so she's no spring chicken," said Dingh, rubbing at her eyes because 3D movies always gave her a headache. 

The hypocrisy of this was that the Dingh-Jones combo looked way worse off than today's Sandra Bullock even during the absolute bloom of their individual youths.  Dingh, with no shortage of moles, skin tags and other dermatological anomalies was a kissless virgin until she was 38.  Let's not talk about how her kissing virginity was taken or with what magnitude of a disgusting creep it was with.

Lucille Jones is, and always was, simply ugly as fucking anything. Not to mention stupid and just generally unpleasant to be in the orbit of.   

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by Phil Mckrackin (21)
lovely set of top bullocks...


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by PaleoCat (49)
No way she's old. She was in that futuristic techno-drama "The Net"


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by El Foosballo (73)
Who told you I kissed Marge Dingh? Whatever she said, she's lying.


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by BookDirt (43)
I can just about see both of Sandra Bullock's skin tags in this photo.


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by Mike Hunt (39)
"Look at the way she flaunts her cleavage; It's disgusting!" Dingh said, her own breasts tucked into the waistband of her stretch pants.


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