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Robocop Wishes He Still Had Genitals

Robocop Wishes He Still Had Genitals

A promotional tour for RoboCop's new law enforcement awareness campaign took an unexpected turn for the personal when the titanium avenger mourned his missing penis.

"Half man, half machine, all eunuch", he mused in a flat monotone.

"It's just frustrating, you know? I'm the most perfect incarnation of the powerful man-gun fantasy ever created, but now the gun really is a substitute for a penis. I didn't sign up to be a bulletproof Freud metaphor. I can record the hottest of bodies in microscopic detail, recording every millisecond for slow-motion replay - seriously, the largest part of my memory bank is now spank bank - but all I can do is buff my Teflon non-stick crotch."

Robocop's head tilted forward at precisely 35.7 degrees to indicate sadness and introspection.

"Protect the innocent, Serve the public trust, Uphold the law, Forget that you've been castrated. Those should be my directives. It's even worse in this new remake. They left me with a nice fleshy right hand and nothing to do with it. And that is really the only reason to give a robot man a hand made of skin instead of metal. I'd swear they were taking the piss out of me if they didn't have a special hose for doing that already."

As of the time of printing, RoboCop was looking thoughtfully at an industrial vacuum cleaner and asking if anyone had a screwdriver.

 

 

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by Melissa Fox (13)
i would do anything for [detroit], but i won't do that.


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I'd do absolutely anything for lady justice. (Except butt stuff)


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