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Ron Q. Dandelion
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El Foosballo
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Leon S Kennedy
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PaleoCat
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BookDirt
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Mike Hunt
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Gene Parmesan
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Robbie Butkovic
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Phil Mckrackin
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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Reddit Argument Ends in Tragedy

Reddit Argument Ends in Tragedy

After 117 pages of grueling, sometimes hostile comments.  Clarence Boyd's (Reddit karma:  5,105) combination of fact-checking, well-timed parries, and well-cited references won over his cynical Reddit opponent Louis Sanders (Reddit Karma 3,450).

Boyd's victory had to do with section 114a of the Affordable Care Act, dealing with loss of income from disability.  The argument involved a cascade of logical permutations so dense and convoluted that neither man realized they were in fact arguing the same thing, one and the same, mind and spirit, brethren.  The exchange ended with a quote from David Foster Wallace, "We are all of us brothers."

Unfortunately that opened the door to a second debate, this one lasting 212 pages, over whether or not David Foster Wallace is over-rated, and if people just now hearing his Kenyon College speech aren't just sad, sub-literate, late-to-the-party "plebs". 

This led to a third debate, only 64 pages this time, on the origin of the term pleb.  This debate ended early because Louis Sanders took his own life after he was himself called a "pleb" by Boyd and Boyd's pleb insult received 682 upvotes, convincing Sanders once and for all that he is worthless.



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by BookDirt (43)
When I want to yell at strangers, I prefer the old school method: naked on a downtown street corner.


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by Leon S Kennedy (58)
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