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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Other Politicians Through History Who Have Used Crack Cocaine

Other Politicians Through History Who Have Used Crack Cocaine

1)    John Diefenbaker - the revered Canadian PM called his crack stem "The Diefen-baker."

2)    Nelson Mandela picked up the habit in prison.

3)    Abe Lincoln, "Four score me some crack motherfucker!"

4)    Marie Antoinette, "Let them eat cake, crack has ruined my appetite."

5)    Bill Clinton, but didn't inhale, except for one time at underground Washington sex club 'Fuck Haus'.

6)    Margaret Thatcher (Crystal Meth mixed with Crack)

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by El Foosballo (73)
Mayor Ford totally misunderstood the public's request to crack down on crime.


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by BookDirt (43)
Mikhail Gorbachev smoked so much, it stained his forehead.


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by PaleoCat (49)
Teddy Roosevelt "spoke softly, but carried a huge rock"


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by lukemckinney (3)
Margaret Thatcher never did drugs, because your body needs to contain some fluid to absorb them.


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by Leon S Kennedy (58)
Che Guevera was supposedly "eliminated" for Bogarting


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