A man who wore a "Capitalism Sucks" t-shirt to an interview at
Burger King feels he's a shoe-in for the position.
"I mean it's a fry cook. They need someone to do it.
I worked at Dairy Queen once. Who the fuck could possibly
care?" said the man, who legally changed his name from Dave
Robertson to Plasmatron 14 upon turning 18. Apparently, he'd
wanted to do it earlier, but his parents had some concerns about
the whole Plasmatron 14 moniker.
He felt the manager was "probably illiterate" and not exactly
reading 'Choomsky' anyway.
Unbeknownst to the T-shirted denigrator of capitalism, the
hiring manager was an upwardly mobile-type, then currently reading
The Fountainhead, who had big dreams that his home microbrewery
would make him a millionaire. Despite working at Burger King, the
manager happened to think capitalism was mankind's greatest
accomplishment and immediately threw away old Plasmatron 14's