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Man Wearing "Capitalism Sucks" T-Shirt Turned Down for Fry Cook Job at Burger King

Man Wearing "Capitalism Sucks" T-Shirt Turned Down for Fry Cook Job at Burger King

A man who wore a "Capitalism Sucks" t-shirt to an interview at Burger King feels he's a shoe-in for the position.

"I mean it's a fry cook.  They need someone to do it.  I worked at Dairy Queen once.  Who the fuck could possibly care?" said the man, who legally changed his name from Dave Robertson to Plasmatron 14 upon turning 18.  Apparently, he'd wanted to do it earlier, but his parents had some concerns about the whole Plasmatron 14 moniker.   

He felt the manager was "probably illiterate" and not exactly reading 'Choomsky' anyway. 

Unbeknownst to the T-shirted denigrator of capitalism, the hiring manager was an upwardly mobile-type, then currently reading The Fountainhead, who had big dreams that his home microbrewery would make him a millionaire. Despite working at Burger King, the manager happened to think capitalism was mankind's greatest accomplishment and immediately threw away old Plasmatron 14's resume.  

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JOKE - SCORE: 3

by BookDirt (43)
I'm sure he could occupy the hell out of a fry station.


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by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
The manager hasn't read Choomsky but he is really into Naomi Cline.


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by El Foosballo (73)
To be fair to the hiring manager - that guy was clearly over qualified!


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by Leon S Kennedy (58)
This 1 percenter would gladly hire Mr. Plasmatron for one of my many salt mines or sweat shops


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by BookDirt (43)
I'm sure he could occupy the hell out of a fry station.

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by PaleoCat (49)
You seriously want this guy touching your food?


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