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The mom was phone.
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Man Supremely Pissed He Can Only Enjoy 12.5 hours of Thanksgiving Football Instead of the 14.5 He’d Planned On

Man Supremely Pissed He Can Only Enjoy 12.5 hours of Thanksgiving Football Instead of the 14.5 He’d Planned On

"So I wake up at 10 am expecting a solid two plus hours of pre-game action before the 12:30 Cowboys - Lions tilt, but oh no, oh no, I get Judge Alex, which I could watch any ever-lovin' day of the year, and don't by the way, because I find those programs crass.  Today is Thanksgiving, a day on which 12.5 consecutive hours of football is not only less than my God-given and I believe constitutionally-mandated right, but in no way enough for a red-blooded heterosexual sport-loving man like myself," said Billy Shadow.

Billy Shadow then realized as a subscriber to the NFL Network he can watch NFL pre-game hype 24/7/365, but was still kind of pissed because he likes to flip back and forth to compare the quality of the pre-game coverage and analyze it on his blog and over social media.  

 

 

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JOKE - SCORE: 5

by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
And it's closer to 11.5 hours when you count the bathroom and fapping breaks.


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by Obonjo (-1)
12 milliion loto winner they are either muslim or married thats why they are not coming forward


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by Obonjo (-1)
12 milliion loto winner they are either muslim or married thats why they are not coming forward

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