Dirk Wayword has taken out a full page ad in several local
papers announcing his intention of marrying a rainbow. Initially,
this was of interest to both sides of the same-sex marriage debate.
The LGBT community assumed the bizarre matrimonial intent was in
solidarity with their point of view, the rainbow being a
universally-acknowledged LGBT symbol. Anti-gay marriage advocates
believed the move was similar to their, "What next, marrying a
monkey?"-line of thinking. When interviewed on the local 6'o clock
news however, it became apparent that Dirk Wayword was simply crazy
about rainbows, and kind of just crazy in general.