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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Man Marries a Rainbow

Man Marries a Rainbow

Dirk Wayword has taken out a full page ad in several local papers announcing his intention of marrying a rainbow. Initially, this was of interest to both sides of the same-sex marriage debate. The LGBT community assumed the bizarre matrimonial intent was in solidarity with their point of view, the rainbow being a universally-acknowledged LGBT symbol. Anti-gay marriage advocates believed the move was similar to their, "What next, marrying a monkey?"-line of thinking. When interviewed on the local 6'o clock news however, it became apparent that Dirk Wayword was simply crazy about rainbows, and kind of just crazy in general.

How does this marriage effect the fabric of society?

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JOKE - SCORE: 7

by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.


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by Gene Parmesan (38)
Mama always said why buy the unicorn when you get the rainbow farts for free?


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by Steve Mackey (13)
He found the connection... Kermit would be proud!


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by Mike Hunt (40)
I thought the Weather Network had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy?


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