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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

It takes a real liberal elitist to denounce a crack-smoking, drunk-driving, prostitute-patronizing, jersey-wearing, drunken stupor'd regular guy like Rob Ford.

It takes a real liberal elitist to denounce a crack-smoking, drunk-driving, prostitute-patronizing, jersey-wearing, drunken stupor'd regular guy like Rob Ford.

Cowboy boots and a football jersey. Because why the heck not?

"I've got more than enough to eat at home." -- What does that mean?

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JOKE - SCORE: 7

by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.


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by PaleoCat (49)
One reporter clearly heard him mumble "ice-cream sandwiches, that is" after the statement but it was lost in the kefuffle.


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by El Foosballo (73)
One thing I'll say for Ford's wife - she may have a huge pussy but she's got a tight little asshole.

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by PaleoCat (49)
Beeeecaause... this is not a


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by El Foosballo (73)
He's saying his wife has a HUGE pussy. Good for them.


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by chearn73 (7)
It means that I am completely grossed out and want to vomit! Thinking of him eating anything is rather disturbing, let alone THAT!


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by BookDirt (43)
The housekeeper gets a weekly bonus, and it ain't in cash.


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by El Foosballo (73)
One thing I'll say for Ford's wife - she may have a huge pussy but she's got a tight little asshole.


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by lukemckinney (3)
Football jersey of +5 to Common Man, +10 to Hating Nerdy Jokes Like This


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by El Foosballo (73)
One thing I'll say for Ford's wife - she may have a huge pussy but she's got a tight little asshole.

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