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Ron Q. Dandelion
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El Foosballo
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Leon S Kennedy
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PaleoCat
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BookDirt
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Mike Hunt
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Gene Parmesan
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Robbie Butkovic
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Phil Mckrackin
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Courtney Gilmour



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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Hipster Talks Up Obscure Band Yet to Be Formed

Hipster Talks Up Obscure Band Yet to Be Formed

Obtuse Frenzy has yet to form, but that hasn't stopped hipster Topher Kennedy from telling all his friends about them. The coolest, hippest, most happening band on the block consists of six guys and one girl who haven't actually met yet, or learned to play musical instruments, has Topher more excited than his Yosemite Sam 'stache and graphic design job.

The band has yet to sign with an equally obscure micro-label in Germany that itself has not been created, but a deal will be in the works as soon as the owner of the micro-label is born and grows up. The band recently didn't make a video because videos are so contrived and corporate, and because a location wasn't decided upon by the people who are not even in the band yet or born. Expect their first breakthrough single eventually. In the meantime, Topher has already planned how he will break it to his friends that the band has sold out. 

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JOKE - SCORE: 6

by El Foosballo (73)
Obtuse Frenzy? I prefer Acute Frenzy. And that's how you tell a triangle joke.


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by BookDirt (43)
I liked them BEFORE they hadn't even met yet.


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by Phil Mckrackin (21)
*SNIFF* ohhh i love the smell of queef in the morning..


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by PaleoCat (49)
There is a little too much genuine joy in that stache. Not enough irony


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by Courtney Gilmour (15)
If anyone wants them I'm selling two front row tickets to their show at Radio City Hall that hasn't been announced or booked yet. $50 obo.


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