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Contrarian Dipshit Isn't Grateful For Veterans' Service

Contrarian Dipshit Isn't Grateful For Veterans' Service

Local web-designer, Redditor, and avid contrarian Dave Winwood could not sit idly by as a tidal wave of Veterans Day tweets flooded his newsfeed.

"My life would be the exact fucking same with or without the efforts of the troops, exact fucking same.  In this moment I am euphoric because I refuse to celebrate man's violence against his fellow man."

Winwood was promptly unfriended by 80, which he took as a sign of being the "last honest man on social media."

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by Gene Parmesan (38)
When asked "Sprechen sie Deutsche?", Winwood just said "huh?"


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by El Foosballo (73)
Glad to see Dave Winwood up here again. Still hate that fucker though.


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by BookDirt (43)
Thank you for your service in the Veterans Day Tweet Flood of 2013.


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