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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Contrarian Dave Only Shaves His Mustache in November

Contrarian Dave Only Shaves His Mustache in November

Though he wears a long handle-bar mustache 11 months out of the year (not as an embrace of hipster culture, but as a vicious satire of it) asshole contrarian Dave Winwood shaves it every November 1st and only begins regrowing it on December 1st.

"Prostate awareness is soooooo played out," groaned Winwood, "I have been totally aware of my prostate since I was like 13."

Pic related:  It's Winwood in November.

 

 

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