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Contrarian Dave on the Death of Nelson Mandela

Contrarian Dave on the Death of Nelson Mandela

By now you probably expect some dismissive missive from me, Contrarian Dave, regarding the death of Nelson Mandela.  Well, if there's one thing Contrarian Dave Winwood doesn't do it's bow to the expectations of plebs.  If there's another thing I don't do it's let anyone hurt my friends.  Do not hurt my friends people, that is something you don't want to bring upon yourself.  On the other hand, I don't really see the big deal about a guy being in jail for a bunch of decades.  My dad was in jail for 30 years for kidnapping two lifeguards, but no one is making a big deal about him.

 

  

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