An alliance of behavioural psychologists, sex therapists and
researchers from a dozen different fields have reached the same
conclusion based entirely on one anecdotal image: The man sleeping
in this photo has absolutely no remaining libido.
Dr. Marge Schutter said no studies would be necessary to confirm
the findings. "I have a study group that includes three
eunuchs. I'm talking self-castrated eunuchs. I don't
know how it's possible, but all three eunuchs got magic eunuch
mystery boners at the site of Selena. So if that guy is
sleeping, that guy is all but dead."