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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
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Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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Confirmed: Man Sleeping Through Selena Gomez Performance Has No Remaining Libido

Confirmed:  Man Sleeping Through Selena Gomez Performance Has No Remaining Libido

An alliance of behavioural psychologists, sex therapists and researchers from a dozen different fields have reached the same conclusion based entirely on one anecdotal image: The man sleeping in this photo has absolutely no remaining libido.

Dr. Marge Schutter said no studies would be necessary to confirm the findings.  "I have a study group that includes three eunuchs.  I'm talking self-castrated eunuchs.  I don't know how it's possible, but all three eunuchs got magic eunuch mystery boners at the site of Selena.  So if that guy is sleeping, that guy is all but dead."

 

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JOKE - SCORE: 3

by Courtney Gilmour (15)
Meh. Just a quick cat-nap. When he's ready, he'll come and get it.


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by Courtney Gilmour (15)
Meh. Just a quick cat-nap. When he's ready, he'll come and get it.

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by PaleoCat (49)
You're talking about pumpkin pie right?


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by BookDirt (43)
Dr. Marge & The Self-Castrated Eunuchs are booked for 2014's Warped Tour.


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by PaleoCat (49)
This is one of those amazing performances you need to experience on an iPad in the bathroom


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by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
The magical mystery eunuch boner is hoping to take you away, hoping to take you away. #Beatles


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by Courtney Gilmour (15)
Meh. Just a quick cat-nap. When he's ready, he'll come and get it.

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by PaleoCat (49)
You're talking about pumpkin pie right?

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by Leon S Kennedy (58)
He's not interested in any other kind of pie

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