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Cheerful Man Savagely Beaten In Early Morning Transit Melee

Cheerful Man Savagely Beaten In Early Morning Transit Melee

An offensively joyful man incurred the wrath of 7am bus commuters by cheerfully singing the theme to the Beverly Hillbillies while the rest of the over-capacity ridership simply tried not to pass gas, consider suicide or scream something to the extent of, "What is the point of this meaningless life where I have to get up at 6:30 just to go to my data-entry position?  Can't the data be entered at any goddamn time of day?" 

The bus took nearly 10 minutes to get through each intersection while dozens of passengers got on and off, and the bus driver repeatedly shouted for everyone to move back, but the pony-tailed man could not stop singing about "bubbling crude." 

When he got to parts of the lyrics he didn't know as well, he supplemented his tune with a cheery whistle.  At press time two menopausal women and a burly construction worker were savagely beating the man.  

Can you ever have enough good cheer?

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JOKE - SCORE: 1

by Leon S Kennedy (58)
People think I was curb-stomping the man, but in fact I was just stomping along to my favorite song!


JOKE - SCORE: -1

by Ron Q. Dandelion (80)
What drove me over the edge was how elaborately he enunciated the lyric "Texas tease"


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