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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Boss Has the Words Rimjob and Rimshot Mixed Up

Boss Has the Words Rimjob and Rimshot Mixed Up

Ted Smith, the General Manager of an international dental supplies manufacturer seems to have gotten the term "rimjob" mixed up with "rimshot."  Every time someone in the office cracks wise, Smith gleefully calls out, "Rimjob" perhaps in an effort to achieve a satirical effect similar to the show The Office.

All of his employees know the difference between a rimjob and a rimshot, but Smith yells out "Rimjob" with such glee that no one steps forward to correct him 

The company recently lost a $100,000 contract when Smith inadvertently insulted an elderly client. 

Update

In a late-breaking development it turns out Smith does know the difference between shots and jobs of the rim, because when the intern used his computer the browser history was full of rimjob videos.  Employees were horrified to learn his perceived confusion was actually some sick psychosexual game he was playing without their consent.  One of the employees made this ordeal the subject of an "I Need Feminism Because…" placard, that, while lengthy, received 126 likes on Facebook.

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by Courtney Gilmour (15)
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.


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by Brandon Myhre ()
Be glad this never happened in comedy. Would've been awkward 2 see Paul Shaffer run out 2 give Letterman a rimjob after every wise-"crack."


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by BookDirt (43)
I majored in English, so I have impeccable fellation skills.


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by El Foosballo (73)
My friend once raved to me about his new job at a Canadian tech firm. Let me tell you, he was so excited about his RIM job.

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by PaleoCat (49)
I avoid the RIM entirely and go straight for that sweet Blackberry


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by El Foosballo (73)
My friend once raved to me about his new job at a Canadian tech firm. Let me tell you, he was so excited about his RIM job.


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