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Adult Life Not What Alpha-Male Envisioned

Adult Life Not What Alpha-Male Envisioned

All the characteristics that made Brett Sanders popular in high school--extreme confidence, a glib sense of humour, a shallow appreciation of populist media content--have proven to be detriments in Sanders' adult life.

Just recently after joining a gym near his workplace at a corporate discount, he had viciously towel-whipped a co-worker for 14 minutes, and it wasn't until the 14th minute that he noticed none of his other co-workers were guffawing as expected, but instead looking concerned, and one was even so concerned as to be calling the police.

Similarly, in high school a hilarious bra-snap was just another signifier that the Sand-Man is interested in you Babe.  But just one bra snapping at the expense of his human resource manager Kristen Chouinard has led to untold amounts of hard times for Sanders.

When he tried to perform a keg stand at a recent work function, the intern tasked with holding him up was not up to the task, failed to support Sanders' 245 pounds, and Sanders separated his shoulder.  When he finally returned to work and threatened, "That guy is dead meat," he was once more reprimanded by HR. 

Fortunately for Sanders, as an employee for the Federal Government it's almost impossible that he can be fired. Unfortunately for Sanders, until someone invents a time machine it will be impossible for him to find happiness in the world again. 

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by Robbie Butkovic (23)
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.


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by Christopher Dunn (1)
I don't like the phrase "may the best man win", especially at weddings.


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by chearn73 (7)
"Ugh. Me alpha male. Me get chicks. BEEEERRR!"


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