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where the funniest comment wins!

Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
40
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

PaleoCat - overall score + 49


Funniest One-Liners

I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
9
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Halloween 2007. Chris Fucking Benoit.
4
You'll Really need to work on Moby's Dick
3
Teddy Roosevelt "spoke softly, but carried a huge rock"
3
Miss Hathaway
2
Hey Dave, have a quarter pounder with cheese, and shut the fuck up
2
One reporter clearly heard him mumble "ice-cream sandwiches, that is" after the statement but it was lost in the kefuffle.
2
You seriously want this guy touching your food?
2
You're talking about pumpkin pie right?
2
Hitchhiker has a seemingly endless supply of apples in his backpack and snacks noisily for the entire 4 hour trip
2
I once shut off GTA 4 when my mom came home from Target with the new GTA 5
2
For God sake - spend more time playing "Magic the Gathering"!!!!
2
Ho-Do-Ken!!!!!!
2
B.C. Punk was the best in the prehistoric world
2
"I got the MSM on my back, I got major heat with the Iron Sheik right now, and I haven't seen my dick in 20 years." -Mayor Ford
1
This is one of those amazing performances you need to experience on an iPad in the bathroom
1
There is a little too much genuine joy in that stache. Not enough irony
1
I use a QR code to label my sandwiches in the fridge at work. Also redirects to a porn site.
1
The guy who played Grady on Sanford and Son kept sucking his teeth in Bill's presence. R.I.P. Grady
1
Rob & Michael "PS" Hayes in a triple reinforced scaffold match
-1
WTF Obonjo!!?!?
-1
I want a tuxedo made of coffee
-1
Mittens discovered too late that the origin of the dot was the insidious Dr. Mouse with a sniper rifle
Your cat Mittens had an operation, but she's still Mitten
It's like that MJ video "Smooth Criminal", but with neck acne
eeer
No way she's old. She was in that futuristic techno-drama "The Net"
fdgdfg
TSN : The Soccer Network
Have guys walking around with sandwich flat-screen TVs. Front playing Facts of Life, back: Diffrent Strokes
I avoid the RIM entirely and go straight for that sweet Blackberry
How old was Chuck Norris on November 22, 1963?
I've slapped my eel around a fair bit
Beeeecaause... this is not a
Here's some advice Darth - stay off my corner!!!

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