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Leon S Kennedy
I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
The mom was phone.
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.
Obonjo - overall score + -1
12 milliion loto winner they are either muslim or married thats why they are not coming forward
Match fixing in English football it means Arsenal. should have one at least a trophy over the last eight years.
The Declined Christmas Wishes of Rich Silby
Contrarian Dave on the Death of Nelson Mandela
Reddit Argument Ends in Tragedy
Shoe Lover Plots Murderous Coup Against Salt Truck Guy
Paleontologist Discovers Remains of 4000-year-old Pro Wrestler
Boss Has the Words Rimjob and Rimshot Mixed Up
Confirmed: Man Sleeping Through Selena Gomez Performance Has No Remaining Libido
Contrarian Dave Only Shaves His Mustache in November