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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Mike Hunt - overall score + 39


Funniest One-Liners

It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
7
As a fluent speaker of Klingon, I have only one thing to say to this subhuman: Hab SoSlI' Quch! (Your mother has a smooth forehead!)
4
Frankly, Nunzio's current "Will Advertise 4 Food" board is just depressing.
3
I’ve been scrubbing my giraffe with a bargain cleanser for years. Now, with new Tide Ultra, I’ve finally gotten the spots out!
3
To be the filling in an Oprah/ Kim Kardashian sandwich.
3
I thought the Weather Network had a "don't ask, don't tell" policy?
2
I hate to say it, but this guy might be on to something; his existence alone is pretty compelling proof that there is no God.
2
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14
Hitchhiker is Rob Ford.
2
"Look at the way she flaunts her cleavage; It's disgusting!" Dingh said, her own breasts tucked into the waistband of her stretch pants.
1
This is a much better review than the one written by Rex the Dog, which just reads "Where's my ball? Where's my ball?" for a page and a half
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Now my buddies and I can finally watch the Gilmour Girls marathon, instead.
1
Unless "hung like a horse" is on this list, the rest of these are irrelevant.
16 y.o. Austrian tourist Arnold Schwarzenegger kills JFK, in order cement his future marriage to Kennedy family member, Maria Shriver.

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