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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
40
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Leon S Kennedy - overall score + 58


Funniest One-Liners

Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It's like electing a bear as mayor. Who's gonna fuck with a bear? NO ONE!!!!
4
I prefer Randy "more savage than the rest of us who are living like relative savages" Savage
4
Magical is paternalistic and condescending. I prefer "metaphysically diverse"
3
Two hip flasks. 1 containing bourbon, the other containing sunflower seeds.
3
It's Lionel Richie's dancefloor!
3
Found the story content fascinating. I've been keenly following Greg Masters' career for years.
3
My current profile pic is already a Tide box, can I still participate?
3
Don't follow your dreams. Get that degree in Hotel & Restaurant management like your Dad told you too.
2
seconds later... puppy fur hat.
2
Daniels came to my table, downed my espresso, then claimed he could time-travel.
2
Sounds like a job for the Choke-a-Baby, Save-a-Baby, Baby-Choking Team-Squad!
2
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14
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14
Why is James Carville so angry at Wesley?
2
using What's App to tell the multitude "The End is Nigh", autocorrect keeps spelling NIGHT... WTF?!?
2
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14
Bro - you gotta work on your traps and obliques dude - and pick up your cardio or else you crash. Peace
1
Sweet Jane
1
5 cervesas pour favor
1
Still less of a douchebag than Chriss Angel
1
People think I was curb-stomping the man, but in fact I was just stomping along to my favorite song!
1
His whistle is like an ice-pick in my spine
1
I'm guessing there are a lot of elven maidens with huge cleavage, and a protagonist with a neck-beard
1
It dad is ded, then mom is mem. Therefore... phone is Phene!!!!!!
1
it gave me the confidence and energy I needed to finally fuck a shark
1
Don't see and many tykes name Cthulu anymore. shame.
1
Hand-to-hand combat with the young William Shatner.
1
Two words. Fonzie jacket.
1
I remember referring to him as Carrot Top at that party- jocks got hold of it and things spiralled out of control
0
Bringing a plate of nachos into the movie theater. I know the snackbar sells it but COME ON!
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I'd do absolutely anything for lady justice. (Except butt stuff)
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Hey John, I lent you GTA 4 like 2 years ago. Are you ever gonna finish it? I'm like halfway through 5 - what's wrong with you!?!?
-1
Che Guevera was supposedly "eliminated" for Bogarting
-3
His wrestling trunks were an actual TRUNK!!! (boooo)
Kind of a sub-lingual landing strip
This 1 percenter would gladly hire Mr. Plasmatron for one of my many salt mines or sweat shops
Son of a bitch speared my snowman when we wuz teenagers.
I've trolled so many people on Facebook that I've been blocked by just about everyone. The entire internet is about 8 people to me now.
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I hope it wasn't a spiral notebook...
He's not interested in any other kind of pie
He was aiming for Sarah Connor
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14
Doesn't Ariel have a hot older sister?

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