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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

El Foosballo - overall score + 73


Funniest One-Liners

I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
14
Obtuse Frenzy? I prefer Acute Frenzy. And that's how you tell a triangle joke.
6
He's saying his wife has a HUGE pussy. Good for them.
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I'd fuck a bear. Oh - you said fuck WITH a bear. I'd still do it.
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One thing I'll say for Ford's wife - she may have a huge pussy but she's got a tight little asshole.
3
Mayor Ford totally misunderstood the public's request to crack down on crime.
3
They need to PAWs and ensure this machine is PURRfected before going FURther or they MOEWt cause a CATastrophe!
3
To be fair to the hiring manager - that guy was clearly over qualified!
2
Remember the Refrigerator Perry? If I met him, I'd be like "Hey man - is your Fridge running? Better go catch it!"
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The bear wins
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I once tried to frame a Toronto transit worker for choking a baby - but he saved the baby instead! Next time, Mbari Hogun, next time.
2
My next thing? Your dick!
2
Yo fuck Dave Winwood and his bullshit. Hate that bald soul patch bastard.
2
Another reason to be terrified of him - his looks. Plus, he also discovered cold fusion in his garage.
2
El Matador and The Genius wresting on Rob's ass in a match known as "The Grapple in the Ghastly Gully"
2
At the end of the story there's a twist - you turn out to be a fat loser.
2
I'll wrestle anyone - I don't care who it is! Mike the Mastodon? Neanderthal Neville? The Genius??
2
I pick 1) Dick, 2) Balls. Perhaps more accurately I 'stroke' and 'scratch' them (respectively), but 'pick' will do.
1
Ok, now just a little lower....lower...lower...gingerly now...
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I want to know what Dave Winwood did with the rest of the squirrel after gluing its tail to his chin!
1
I'd really like to Deepak his Chopra if you know what I'm saying.
1
Who told you I kissed Marge Dingh? Whatever she said, she's lying.
1
That this article didn't end on a cliff-hanger.
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I had to tug on that shark's nipple for a long time before milk came out. And it tasted awful!
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My friend once raved to me about his new job at a Canadian tech firm. Let me tell you, he was so excited about his RIM job.
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Glad to see Dave Winwood up here again. Still hate that fucker though.
I think the more important question is - Why would you answer a number you don't know - particularly wen ur making out with ur honey?
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