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Funniest Users


80
Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
13
The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
9
I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
8
In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
8
Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
7
As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
7
I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
7
Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
7
A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
7
It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
7
It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
6
2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
6
The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
6
Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

BookDirt - overall score + 43


Funniest One-Liners

Fuck "the game" and order more ribs. Ribs will never ridicule you.
4
To manage the first-ever Native American boy band, Off Da Rez.
4
I got nothin'. Betty White was totally asking for it.
4
Nope. I have nothing to do with the tentacle porn that arrives monthly at the DMV for Murray Potts. Nothing at all.. Nothing
3
I'm sure he could occupy the hell out of a fry station.
3
I majored in English, so I have impeccable fellation skills.
3
Dr. Marge & The Self-Castrated Eunuchs are booked for 2014's Warped Tour.
3
Man, Andre the Mammoth ruled the European Upper Paleolithic.
2
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When I want to yell at strangers, I prefer the old school method: naked on a downtown street corner.
2
Feel me and find out, sailor.
2
I keep a pudding cup in my pants at all times.
2
Mikhail Gorbachev smoked so much, it stained his forehead.
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Thank you for your service in the Veterans Day Tweet Flood of 2013.
1
I'ma need some more Ro-Tel dip.
1
The Jerry Sandusky Pop-Up Book
1
A 'w' turned sideways makes an 'e' in a pinch, provided your opponent is nearsighted or semi-retarded.
1
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I liked them BEFORE they hadn't even met yet.
1
I know what it would take for this guy: a worldwide shortage of Hot Pockets.
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I'm more interested in the fact that a Canadian likes Popeye's Chicken. Even Americans don't eat that crap.
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I can just about see both of Sandra Bullock's skin tags in this photo.
The housekeeper gets a weekly bonus, and it ain't in cash.
The real mystery was how he got bitten by a snake in the first place.
Dave received extra points for using the notebook in an interactive demonstration.

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