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where the funniest comment wins!

Funniest Users


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Ron Q. Dandelion
73
El Foosballo
58
Leon S Kennedy
49
PaleoCat
43
BookDirt
39
Mike Hunt
38
Gene Parmesan
23
Robbie Butkovic
21
Phil Mckrackin
15
Courtney Gilmour



Funniest Lines


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I just hope their harebrained scheme to get Q-Tip's mom to marry Ford's dad works out.
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The mom was phone.
10
Sanders unsure when the world turned into 'such a fag'.
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I've tried Shart-Milk. Is that the same thing?
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In Soviet Russia, backwards R is triple letter score!
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Farting in an elevator and then pushing buttons for all floors. Straight to hell for that.
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As someone in a long-term committed relationship with a sunbeam I don't find this amusing at all.
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I'll bet even money that tomorrow he's wearing some kind of sombrero.
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Hitchiker turns the volume down during the sax solo in Pink Floyd's "Money"
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A soul-searing ironic glare from an underweight hipster
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It got me interested in what other liquids I might be able to harvest from sea creatures. Next up, the sperm whale!
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It’s important that your child’s name reflects their personality. My son, Saddam Adolf Bin-Stalin, doesn’t take ‘no’ for an answer!
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2 things not generally known about me #1 my dick is the same size as 2 Argos pens end-to-end and #2 im now banned from all Argos stores
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The old eating Bugles while watching esoteric pornography.
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Didn't know what "rimjob" meant until now - great little timbit of information.

Submission Guidelines for Writers

OutFunny is looking for new and experienced writers to contribute humor pieces in the range of 150 words. Rate of pay will be $25 per article. We will accept longer articles, but every word should need to be there, and we don't want to be bored for even a second. Don't make us respond TL;DR to you, because that's a jerk thing to do. Also, priority will be given to authors who have accumulated high scores trying to OutFunny our writers, which is a unique function of the site.

Some of our influences include Cracked, The Onion, and McSweeney's Internet Tendency. We enjoy broad humour, celebrity send-ups, lists, fake news, whatever makes us laugh. Don't feel you have to mimic the style of the current articles on the site. We want diverse voices. That's why we're reaching out to you.

We'll try to get back to you as quickly as possible. If your piece comes close we may suggest some tweaks, and if you're okay with it, we may even tweak it ourselves.

Bylines are optional, so if you're just starting out and want one, by all means. If you are regularly writing for Esquire and The New Yorker, but don't want to sully your good name, that's also cool. (Deep down we know even Esquire writers need $25 most of the time.)

 

send submissions to submissions@outfunny.com


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